@AbbyHasIssues: The only way an adult coloring book could help calm my stress is if it was somehow edible.
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@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@TheMichaelRock: I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news.
@chopper4jk: The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours.