@WilliamAder: The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.
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@thwphipps: the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS
@Playing_Dad: Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?
@caliluvgirl77: I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.