@pinupteacher: The "Ooooo" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower.
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@fro_vo: *Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on
@evanrhorne: As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"
@Wine_Honey1: Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties