@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
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@Coastiefish: This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car.
@KatieBurnett: Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali
@_Kim_Jongun: How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.