@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
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@coketruck76: *Pearly Gates St. Peter: No way! Me as angel: It's the rules! SP: But the drugs and sweari- M: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! Snoop: Fo' Shizzle.
@theshantilly: I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, "Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before." or "You have a dope overbite."
@KentWGraham: I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.