@TheSnarls: the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman
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@fouadelbatrawi: Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
@huntigula: confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a "number 3"
@thatdutchperson: [first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally