@TheSnarls: the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman
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@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.
@myles_morrison: If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
@Kalarlis: hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*