@josePhDhoran: The opposite of Iceland is water water
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@hardlyrelevant: (in dog boss' office) "Smith, you're fired." Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) "Wait Smith get back here"
@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
@thatdutchperson: [blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*