@ceejoyner: The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite.
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@djdarrellripley: Me: My friend is having a birthday party for his dog. Her: How old is he? Me: (Sigh) Too old to be having a birthday party for his dog....