@Staggfilms: The pens at banks are attached to chains because they turn into werewolves during a full moon and it’s for the town’s protection.
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@MarcusTheToken: I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful. Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard.
@XplodingUnicorn: 6-year-old: Santa's not real. Me: That's right. 6: So I can be bad. Me: That's wrong.
@MrMildSauce: Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place.