@crabgirl_: The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before.
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@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@WhatevaConc: Not now ex-boyfriend. Someone favorited 2 of my tweets. I'm a huge deal around there now & you lost your chance. Just kidding. What time?
@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.
@UNTRESOR: I don't see what the big deal is with vaccinating your kids. My mom vaccinated me plenty and I turned out shapes.