@Robert_Beau: The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
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@squirrel74wkgn: My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.
@Mothpete: I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
@chuuew: [day 1] hello, world [day 2] bit less wobbly today [day 7] making other deer friends. getting funny looks tho [day 26] turns out i'm a hippo