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@DionneMcNutt: The police never think its as funny as you do.
@sexncake: I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood.
Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows.
@snmrrw: they smoked a joint and
overthrew the government.
now that's a high coup
@Dani_Feld: My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time.
@StinkyGr33n: I'm brimming with meh today. I'm a lethargic ball of unbridled unenthusiasm
@YesNoSuper: "Did you ever try my hot salty water?" - Inventor of soup