@daemonic3: The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
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@HeyZeus666: What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it.
@Black__Elvis:  We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets.
@dlockw21: *Opening presents 1986: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow! 2016: Please be a crossbow! Please be a crossbow!