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@BlindChow: The remote isn't working! And the TV's stuck on Food Network again!
"Are you in the kitchen?"
Yes.
"Honey, that's the microwave."

The remote isn’t working! And the TV’s stuck on Food Network again!
“Are you in the kitchen?”
Yes.
“Honey, that’s the microwave.”

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