@WilliamRodgers: The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore...
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@StellaRtwot: I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband.
@amydillon: 85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the "she" in her story is.
@Brianhopecomedy: My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, "Samantha".
@markydoodoo: *strums guitar* This is a little ditty I've been working on called "Stop putting nuts in the god damn brownies" Hope you like it.