@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.
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@yonewt: In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental.
@THEDUTHCHESS: Day 1 of being kidnapped. Kidnappers are now offering my husband a ransom to take me back. Husband is asking for more money.
@jlock17: If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?
@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.