@DrThanatos: The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.
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@TheAlexNevil: The expression should be "seeing things eyes to eyes". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops
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@HatfieldAnne: Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.