@DrThanatos: The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.
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@BambamVictoria: My boyfriend said to surprise him for his birthday so I moved all my stuff into his house while he was at work.
@Rschooley: Mark Zuckerberg has the right to your firstborn male child. You agreed to this when you played FarmVille in 2009.
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it