@DrThanatos: The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.
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@tastefactory: [ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] "My dead what?" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!
@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@HatfieldAnne: Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs.
@squirrel74wkgn: You know that you're officially lost when you turn down the car radio and take off your sunglasses.