@WineMummy: The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.
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@IamJackBoot: Stopped visiting friends because they have a child gate on the way to the upstairs bathroom I can't figure out.
@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.
@Vodkantots: It's like my mother always told me, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Then she said I looked fat.
@WheelTod: [First Date] Paige Turner: I've been unlucky in love. I feel like people expect me to be more exciting Cliff Hanger: Weird. I get that too