@dorkwing_duck: The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me
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@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm
@DanMentos: Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs