@Cataractsat41: The second my daughter gets her own place, I’m coming over and clogging her toilet.
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@Springaling85: Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying "you never called! Our son is 5 now" then walk away....always brightens my day
@tarashoe: if you're in a bathroom & person in next stall sneezes, do you say bless you or just applaud like normal? need answer fast too late clapping
@Petote: My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting
@JKickinit30: Going out for chupacabras is not as fun as it may sound. Just because it sounds like mexican food doesn’t mean that it actually is.