@DownFrontArtist: The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you.
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@tekkie: Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up
@Bagyants: I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like "Let's name it Rad!" and one guy was all "Let's dial that back a bit."
@MarfSalvador: Lady: Help!! My husband isn't breathing! Doctor: LET ME PAST *elbows his way through the crowd* I've never seen anyone die before