@DownFrontArtist: The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you.
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@dshack8: Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought "Concentration Camp" would be a gold mine.
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@Mikecanrant: Whoever named them "urinal cakes" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?
@abbycohenwl: Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, "I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"