@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
@NickFlora: The Great Gatsby was so unrealistic. So many people at those huge parties and not once did anyone ask for the wifi password.
@Im_Tricia: Mom: "Do you want this?"
Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother."
Me: "No I want it."
@juliussharpe: Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear.
@SarahR_82: That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor.