@ericallenhatch: THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space.
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@bornmiserable: "Where do escalators come from?" "Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."