@HeyZeus666: The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some.
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@Laser_Cat: Look, I'm not saying he's a bad dentist. I'm just saying maybe you should check his references.
@awkwardlyours: There should be a safe word for small talk: "So how about this weather we're hav -" "RUTABAGA! GOD DAMN IT JIM, RUTABAGA."
@iJohnKnoxville: Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something.