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@HeyZeus666: The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some.
@fsuflores: I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date.
@Fickle_Filly: The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress.
@AntiSemanticShw: I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to "Have a nice day"
@BlackJerms: I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created
@TripleFlip66: [crouches down]
[rubs earth between fingers]
'The pizza went that way ..'