@John_M15: The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
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@KalvinMacleod: Alanis Morissette: It’s like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma’am, nobody asked you to shop here.