@John_M15: The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
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@TheRolo: Hey guurl. "Hey there." Feeling lonely tonight? "I have a boyfriend." Why are you talking to me then? "You haven't taken my order yet."
@IvoryGazelle: Judge: We only asked you to state your name. James Loves Murder: I said I plead the 5th!
@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.