@AlexRogaski: The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information
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@Faux_Ma: My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
@WritingWilkie: The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house.
@LindzThoughts: I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on.
@PaulyPeligroso: When skinny girls say "I'm so fat" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.