@IamEnidColeslaw: The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit.
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@TheIronSherk: I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet
@capricecrane: Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
@ColoradoCrow: Im going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits", so that when you add me it will say, "You are now friends with benefits"
@angelunatic_: Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable