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@JasonLastname: If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim.
@amishschool: This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him.
@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.
@jordan_stratton: Finally found a house! We couldn't afford it and it wasn't for sale, but we just murdered the owners and took it anyway. Happy Columbus Day!