@attsmcjay: The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people.
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@ericacanrant: 911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!
@capricecrane: Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
@emmaberen: with absolutely zero exaggeration I think I can say that this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
@kwirkyKerri: You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose.