@attsmcjay: The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Karate_Horse: [tense situation in the war room] "Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it'll blow.1-4-7-teen" CRAP [huge explosion]
@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@mstluvstrinkets: The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard
@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.