@Sarcasmo718: The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training.
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@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
@LooseTalks_Girl: When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Excited for the dance? 13yo: No, because you and mom will be there. Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin! 13yo: I need new parents.
@realHamOnWry: There's a difference between when a woman is furious and when she's irate. It's the difference between sleeping on the couch or in a casket.