@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
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@amydillon: It's not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle.
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
@AmericanGent69: Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen.
@WheelTod: Boss: I need that report by noon Me: Consider it done [2pm] Boss: Where's that report? Me: Huh? I thought we'd agreed to consider it done?