@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
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@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me.
@SodomyClown: The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.
@writerPT: Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit.
@GrantTanaka: "You know the speed limit here, son?" 45 "You know how fast you were going?" 88 "So where you off to in such a hurry?" 1985