@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
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@FeralCrone: Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that "the haters" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power.
@AmishPornStar1: Starting to think that having kids just to get some help around the house was a bad idea.
@ScorpionDong: The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes
@XplodingUnicorn: [end of a job interview] Interviewer: Any questions? Me: If you could become half robot, would you do it? Him: Me: Him: Which half?