@BackrowSeats: The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
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@Roohani19: Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".
@mattingebretson: I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression
@theshantilly: "I'm supes scared & all alone & in my underwear. What's that noise in the basement? I should totes go check it out." - Virgins tonight