@corinnemlwsw: The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it.
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@Sickayduh: Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head.
@meakoopa: JURASSIC PARK is a movie abt how just bc something is great doesn't mean u should bring it back and it has three sequels
@sarcasticmommy4: If you think you're having a bad day, the lady who took my order in the drive-thru asked me if my order was to go.
@El_nacho_Nigre: If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact.