@corinnemlwsw: The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it.
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@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
@ShittingtonUK: The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy.
@causticbob: I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay