@InsouciantMan: The winds of change can blow me.
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@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears