@lianamaeby: The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, "What's water?" so she wouldn't feel stupid.
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@TheHatStore: ME: can I ask one last question FIRING SQUAD CAPTAIN: ok shoot [gunshots] FIRING SQUAD CAPTAIN: aw heck
@bornmiserable: [takes a drag from a cigarette] Her middle name was Danger. Her first name was Danger. Her last name was Danger. Her parents were stupid.
@audipenny: I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this