@recoveringbapti: The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid...
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@StarksWeek: Me: "you hang up" Her: "no you hang up" Me: "no you hang up" Her: "no y-" Jail clerk: "sir, you only get one phone call."
@MsSkarsgaard: I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool.
@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.