@Just_Lee_: The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym.
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@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds
@JohnnyCrash5: Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.
@CrackYouWhip: Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror.