@Just_Lee_: The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym.
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@badbanana: Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
@WritePlay: ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that