@Just_Lee_: The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym.
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@Dani_Feld: When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing.
@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
@ChrisTrauma: "how would you like your steak prepared?" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun
@Jake_Vig: Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"