@dollarslices: the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates
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@Fickle_Filly: People who use the phrase "Correct me if I'm wrong..." clearly don't know me very well.
@KissabiX: *flicks cigarette* Listen, if the Matrix is made up of numbers & you need to understand those numbers to dodge bullets. I’m dead af.
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler gets pretty impatient with me for someone who takes 45 minutes to eat an egg.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [my mom pretends to answer her phone] hello? oh hi Batman...i dunno if he's eating his vegetables or not me: [mouth full of broccoli] i am!