@TheCatWhisprer: The year is 2016. Dads go out for a vape pen refill and never come back.
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@clyderun: At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the "I have a PhD" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye.
@silvertongue37: My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough.