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@Jake_Vig: THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while.
ME: As planned.
@SemFitty: *wear sunscreen*
*go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose*
*now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*
@MeganGetsMoney: Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family.
@lawking30: She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"
Job interviewer: Three references is fine.
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.