@kwirkyKerri: Then Satan said, "Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free." And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015.
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@mommy_cusses: She was murdered by the toddler. In the bathroom. With his hundredth question. -Parent version of Clue
@kristinb5150: being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of "To Catch a Predator"
@FrogAvalanche: Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure.