@kwirkyKerri: Then Satan said, "Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free." And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015.
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@usedwigs: Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun.
@rose24_em: He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab.
@SteveStfler: Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone Obama: Joe, no Biden: Just one booby trap Obama: Joe
@turtledumplin: Before he leaves for work, my husband whispers the 3 words I love to hear him say... "I made coffee"