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@Underchilde: Therapist: Do you have any regrets?

Me: Well, this one time—

Therapist [pinches bridge of nose] Other than buying fat-free salad dressing.

Therapist: Do you have any regrets?

Me: Well, this one time—

Therapist [pinches bridge of nose] Other than buying fat-free salad dressing.

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