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@Pro_Jones_: Therapist: So what's the problem?

Wife: He thinks he's a flamingo.

Me: That's it! I'm putting my foot down.

*lowers foot that was raised*

Therapist: So what’s the problem?

Wife: He thinks he’s a flamingo.

Me: That’s it! I’m putting my foot down.

*lowers foot that was raised*

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