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@sploosk: THERAPIST: what's the problem?
WIFE: he objectifies women
ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster

THERAPIST: what’s the problem?
WIFE: he objectifies women
ME: [trying to stuff bread into her armpit] toaster

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