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@notacroc: Therapist: what's upsetting you?

Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly

Me: cry me a table, Linda

Therapist: what’s upsetting you?

Wife: he’s always using common phrases incorrectly

Me: cry me a table, Linda

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