@DaHess1: The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!

@JamesHavoc: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

@MikeDrucker: Stop saying "11/11/11" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works.

@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.

@underchilde: Sorry I totaled your car. I saw your kid made the honor roll, so I let go of the wheel to applaud.