@T_Bonezzz_: Me: [*Drinks water]
My Liver: New liquid, who dis?
@pixelatedboat: Ha ha, I love it when brands do sassy clapbacks to each other
@jonnysun: [throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond]
"HEY! NO LITERING--"
shh wait
[a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]
@KeetPotato: [undoes GFs bra first time]
"wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous
[me and dog exchange glances]
@GrandadJFreeman: Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them.
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