@BadaBinge: There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.
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@jeffswarens: After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.
@EricaLynnz: Brb taking my potted plant for a walk "And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"