@BadaBinge: There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.
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@Coolisiana: (Job interview) "How would you describe yourself?" I'm very vague "Ok, can you be more specific?" No
@bridger_w: When I'm worried about something, I find that going on a walk is a great way to get outside, breathe, and think of new things to worry about
@MrSpoonicorn: *a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* "THIS IS A STICK UP" *everyone laughs* "GUYS IM SERIOUS" *more laughter* "DAMN IT" *leaves*
@RocketRankoon: [5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine