@BadaBinge: There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.
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@Biraahwa: Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!
@Dutch_50: Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver
@QueefTornado: "I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably