@_davidlucas_: There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend.
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@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.
@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@randomnloveit: If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing.
@MarieColette: I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.