@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.
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@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@NickSwardson: Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling "YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it.
@Bob_Heller: My boss told me: "Dress for the job you want..." so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting.