@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?
@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
@AndrewNadeau0: Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story