@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.
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@KalvinMacleod: *hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?
@Rollmaninoz: Enter password: "ScoobyDoo" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman
@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
@thetobbie: The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...