@MikeCanRant: There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked.
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@WillMckenzieNot: At a restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
@tourettzgoth: Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette